Sayed Al Depressif (has been for some time under psychiatric care and is now obviously ripe for next suicide action)
Abu Al Brillantin: missed his foreseen last attempt as he was looking at how cute he seemed in his hairdresser's mirror.
Abu Dsufle: lost his rendez-vous with terror as he was enjoying Godard's masterpiece in a cine-club theatre.
Bilal El Chanel: bling bling jihaidist
Omar Abu Tir: posing as an International transporter
Ibn Khalif Ourmi: he has an alias as Teacher of Entomology (particularly with ants)
Further news will be released as they come in!
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