Sunday, July 24, 2016

LATEST HOT NEWS FROM THE JIHAIDIST FRONT

New recruits:

Ahmed Ben Kanif: His favourite weapon is his Swiss Wenger Multipurpose Knife. Particularly the bottle opener! He's not very happy about the length of the blade tool though. Nothing is perfect!

Abu Sayed Al Kafè: enrolled some months ago but not yet found for next embarkment to Syria although all brasseries and coffee shops in his area have been extensively seached.

Mohammed Al Kalin: This recruit seems to have lost his way to the Jihad as he loves being pampered and spoiled. Daech Headquarters are still confident they can reform him to become one of their best fighters but...

More news in coming messages.

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