FURTHER HOT NEWS ABOUT THE ABOMINABLE CENTRE OF TERRORISTS RECRUITS

We've come to learn about more of these aweful individuals:

Abu Makaron : foreign fighter coming from Italian inland exactly as
Ali Sayef El Spaghetti (probably from same village)
Abu Allah Fayette: keen on high-range shopping
Abu Fluor: he seems to be posing as a dentist
Abu Yabess: said to live in Marseille

Further news later on.

A FRENCH FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THAT...

..he succeeded in infiltrating a muslim terrorist group.
He even named some of the components and told me he would give me more details in the future.
The components of such group (that is not really very effective as they realized they quite prefer to spend their afternoons in café terraces or body gyms rather than pursuing the virtual virgins in some kind of future paradise) have now a name.
Here they are:

Abu Sayef Al Moron (he's not really such a bright guy)
Ali Ridikul (spends most of his time in front of his mirror)
Ibn Submersif (tries to dive but can't swim..most unfortunate for him)
Ibn Al Pastis (loves the French Riviera cafés)
Hussein Bin Kretin (one of the less intelligent brothers in his family and - for this reason - ready to blow    
      himself up)
Abu Lik (not very sharp or active: the Brotherhood must work hard on him)

That's all for the moment but as soon as we'll have more information, we shall release it on this same channel.

AND THE AWARD FOR THE UTMOST RIDICULOUSNESS GOES TO...

... Italy.
In the recent journey of the Iranian delegation, statues of nude sculpted by our most celebrated artists were 'veiled' in order not to ehm ehm disturb Mr. Rouhani.
It's interesting to notice that the visit to the Vatican's Galleries did not prompt any such measure.
How do we say?: we're more Papist than the Pope...
I suppose that the next moves will be to veil the Davide by Michelangelo in Florence

(which has the aggravating guilt of having a Jewish name); and of course any kind of Titian

Caravaggio

Botticelli

How could we not veil the Paolina Bonaparte by Canova?

or so many others that show some kind of nudity.

Actually, I think that Mr. Rouhani would have loved to see our art. He's not an ignorant cleric.

Let's not forget that, for those who believe in God, that same God is perfect. So, how do we think that he created a sinful creature such as man and woman? ah yes...I know the excuse...
I suggest a tour pinned on Turner and Canaletto views of Venice or of modern abstract Artists..But then, isn't sin in the eye of the sinner? Who knows what sensual and sinful implications ans innuendos can be found in the soft brushpaints of the Venetian lagoon? of the sinful Tiber?

LET'S HAVE A GOOD FEW MINUTES AND LAUGH...

...although the REAL scientific minds of pre-muslim era Arabic world would scream in disbelief (but maybe would also laugh at this ridicule theatricals).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Jp_XCvVto&feature=youtu.be

RAPPERS ? NEVER...BUT...

I'd make an exception for these guys !
http://www.lastampa.it/2015/05/05/multimedia/societa/lazampa/cat-party-la-festa-pi-pazza-quella-dei-gatti-cKJpRo466lx7tv4uFmasTL/pagina.html