Thursday, October 6, 2016

MORE NEWS FROM THE EASTERN FRONT!

There seems to be a general discomfort from Daech troops.

Among the many news generated by a large disarray, our confidential informant says that:

- Al Khurt had his feet blown out and cannot walk now (Daech supporters are required to send money for a little cart - possibly motorized - so he can continue his activity)

- Abu Ben Barka has unfortunately been blowed whilst trying to cross the Mediterranean on his luxury cruiser.

Ahmed Abu D'Soufl decided he preferred to defect as his love for movies was not acceptable for his bosses.

More news as soon as our informants forward them to our Head-Quarters!

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